It was a day like all the others before it in Gingerbread Town. The gumdrops glistened in the sunshine, the candycanes sparkled, and the icing held firm and beautiful.
Everything was delectably perfect.. that was, until IT came. At first, IT appeared friendly and although the townsfolk had never seen the likes of IT, they thought they may make a new friend.
When it appeared that nothing could be worse, a new development sprang up and wreaked absolute havoc.
The townsfolk cried and prayed in fear as the two monsters made comments such as "yum yum" and "Ooh, I like this candy." This destruction made the tornado of 1993 seem like a day in the park in comparison.
The two monsters let loose a hunger on the town that was never matched before. They ate the roofs like they were mere cookies and sucked down the chimneys like candy.
When the monsters finally rushed off with tall milks in their giant hands, the damage was catastrophic. The whole shaken town gathered together to re-organize and heal. They decided their new tactic.. From hence forward, acceptable town building materials would include lima beans, brussels sprouts, and jalapeno peppers.